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If I don’t get a Pillow Pet for Christmas, I will fuck someone up.

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I want a mother fucking pillow pet. Preferably a giraffe. Only Steffie is allowed to get me a unicorn. O K A Y.

It’s going to happen. It might be a little late but it will fucking happen.

I already got you something and it’s not a pillow pet, in fact in my opinion it’s better! And you’re gonna love it and like it!

(Source: buttpockets)